I was thinking about the cricket, got to thinking about Australia, and...
Just don't see it anymore, do you? Wonder what happened there.
Anyway, England are shit. After two hammerings in as many tests the Ashes could well be lost by Tuesday (or sooner). The good news is that after playing on a couple of (Australian)batsmen-friendly pitches, the wicket at Perth should favour the bowlers. The bad news is that will also benefit Mitchell Johnson, not just the overworked Broad and Anderson.
Beyond those two, the bowling attack is likely to see some tinkering. Andy Flower has confirmed as much and Steven Finn, Boyd Rankin, and Tim Bresnan are all in contention. Cue nervous over-shoulder glances from Graeme Swann and Monty Panesar...
Meanwhile, Bresnan again, Jonny Bairstow and Gary Ballance could all be brought in to 'strengthen' the batting. I'm being harsh, they could scarcely make it any worse than the displays offered up in Brisbane and Adelaide, could they? Could they?!
The game will also see both skippers reach 100 tests. Alastair Cook's calling it the toughest of his career, while Michael Clarke's probably quite looking forward to it.
Predictions?