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Learn to speak like Clitterbug

03/01/2014, 11:26
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Learn to speak like Clitterbug
With this handy Scouse phrasebook.

Or just 'swerve' it if you'd rather.

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03/01/2014, 11:34
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RE: Learn to speak like Clitterbug
(03/01/2014, 11:26)ScottyRampant Wrote:  With this handy Scouse phrasebook.

Or just 'swerve' it if you'd rather.

Dear god scottyboi, dont bring that chip wrapper to the rampant massive.

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03/01/2014, 11:48
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RE: Learn to speak like Clitterbug
(03/01/2014, 11:34)Hilary Briss Wrote:  
(03/01/2014, 11:26)ScottyRampant Wrote:  With this handy Scouse phrasebook.

Or just 'swerve' it if you'd rather.

Dear god scottyboi, dont bring that chip wrapper to the rampant massive.

Calm down calm down :P:P:P

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03/01/2014, 14:11 (This post was last modified: 03/01/2014, 14:12 by Clitterbug.)
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RE: Learn to speak like Clitterbug
Aye aye Scotty lad worra u doowin reedn ar'eccho, if yer wan enee lessins in eliqueshin jus giz a shout lad an arl lirn yer! Dont be waystn yer muny on an echo its mostly jus fucckn advirts fer TJ Hugh's, an if yer not kirfil yer cud opin the pagis n see tha big moon faced trowzer bandit Pete fucckn Price! telln yerall abar the miner celebritees ees met dis week in sum fucckn club in town, name dropin cunt.

Anaz fer yu Bristols, yu woudnt kno worra chip waz never mind a chip rapper! get down ter ancoats an spark yer fucckn cloggz wid yer mate Bickis! pir of prix!!!
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03/01/2014, 16:40
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RE: Learn to speak like Clitterbug
Even with the guide I'm struggling with most of that.

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03/01/2014, 17:09
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RE: Learn to speak like Clitterbug
Translation

Hello mr Scott sir, why would your be perusing our local news paper, if you require a pointer or two on local dialect just call me on the telephone and i will endevour to educate you in 'Scouse'. Cease the wastage of funds on Echo's as they are little more than a string of advertisments for TJ's or Rapid Hardware interspearsed with articles about raids on cannabis farms, with the added 'bonus'? of the talented mr Price a homosexual gossip columnist who loves to be photographed standing next to someone who was once on the television!

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03/01/2014, 17:19
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RE: Learn to speak like Clitterbug
Got it. Ta very much :D

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04/01/2014, 00:14 (This post was last modified: 04/01/2014, 00:22 by Clitterbug.)
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For those lucky enough not to have had the pleasure of Pete Price Prize Prick! here he is, when hes not in the Echo or on Radio City hes dropping hints about his name dropping book! talent flows through him like effluent flows through a sewer, the guy is full o shit!

BTW thats a genuine banner hung over a wall in Istanbul at the Campions League final, 'THE' final !!!
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04/01/2014, 01:34
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(03/01/2014, 14:11)clitterbug Wrote:  Aye aye Scotty lad worra u doowin reedn ar'eccho, if yer wan enee lessins in eliqueshin jus giz a shout lad an arl lirn yer! Dont be waystn yer muny on an echo its mostly jus fucckn advirts fer TJ Hugh's, an if yer not kirfil yer cud opin the pagis n see tha big moon faced trowzer bandit Pete fucckn Price! telln yerall abar the miner celebritees ees met dis week in sum fucckn club in town, name dropin cunt.

Anaz fer yu Bristols, yu woudnt kno worra chip waz never mind a chip rapper! get down ter ancoats an spark yer fucckn cloggz wid yer mate Bickis! pir of prix!!!

Quite.

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