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05/12/2013, 14:15
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(05/12/2013, 13:59)ScottyRampant Wrote:  
(05/12/2013, 13:44)Bob2306 Wrote:  
(05/12/2013, 13:42)clitterbug Wrote:  Alfred Kinsey, author of ''Sexual Behaviour in the Human Male {1948}'' had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.

I didn't need to know that!

Are those two facts related? Can wasps be used to loosen up the hole or something?

No i dont think a wasp can make the insertion any easier unless its a specialised mining wasp, i think the relationship is, half a dozen stinging you on the balls and another 5 million looking on takes your mind off the cold sting of Colgate down the jap!
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05/12/2013, 18:50
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(05/12/2013, 13:42)clitterbug Wrote:  Alfred Kinsey, author of ''Sexual Behaviour in the Human Male {1948}'' had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.

I know times were hard in the few years after the war but I never realised toothpaste rations were that severe. I would be more impressed by this if he did it with an electric toothbrush while it is turned on!
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06/12/2013, 14:44 (This post was last modified: 06/12/2013, 14:48 by Clitterbug.)
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More than 7000 Americans die each year as a result of doctors bad handwriting.

The Dyslexia Research Centre is in Reading.

If you drilled a tunnel straight through the Earth and jumped in, it would take you exactly 42 minutes and 12 seconds to come out the other end.

The Sami people of northern Finland use a measure called 'Poronkusema' the distance a reindeer can walk before needing to pee.

The Inca measurement of time was based on how long it took to boil a potato.

More useless info for you tomorrow.
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06/12/2013, 15:55
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(06/12/2013, 14:44)clitterbug Wrote:  If you drilled a tunnel straight through the Earth and jumped in, you would die.

fixed :D

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06/12/2013, 16:18
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(06/12/2013, 14:44)clitterbug Wrote:  The Inca measurement of time was based on how long it took to boil a potato.

Was that an Albert Bartlett or a King Edward??

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06/12/2013, 16:19
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(06/12/2013, 15:55)iamme Wrote:  
(06/12/2013, 14:44)clitterbug Wrote:  If you drilled a tunnel straight through the Earth and jumped in, you would die.

fixed :D

Can't imagine the Earth would be too chuffed either.

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06/12/2013, 18:06
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(06/12/2013, 16:19)ScottyRampant Wrote:  
(06/12/2013, 15:55)iamme Wrote:  
(06/12/2013, 14:44)clitterbug Wrote:  If you drilled a tunnel straight through the Earth and jumped in, you would die.

fixed :D

Can't imagine the Earth would be too chuffed either.

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07/12/2013, 14:15
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A greetings card that can play 'Happy Birthday' has more computing power than existed in the whole world in 1950.

A typical microwave oven uses more electricity keeping its digital clock going than it does heating food.

If all the salt in the seas was spread evenly over the land it would be 500 feet thick.

A snowflake that falls on a glacier in central Greenland takes 200,000 years to reach the sea.

Arabic words are written from right to left,
Arabic numbers left to right,
Arabs reading anything with a lot of numbers in have to read in both directions at once.
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07/12/2013, 14:18
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(07/12/2013, 14:15)clitterbug Wrote:  Arabic words are written from right to left,
Arabic numbers left to right,
Arabs reading anything with a lot of numbers in have to read in both directions at once.

oh man, jihad to go and mention the arabs!!!!! no wonder so many of them strap explosives to themselves, they're all bloody confused to hell...

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07/12/2013, 16:50 (This post was last modified: 07/12/2013, 16:54 by Clitterbug.)
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A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the cobined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops.

A potato has 2 more chromosomes than a human.

Barley has twice as many genes as a human.

Every human being starts out life as an arse hole, its the first part of the body to form in the womb.

The first motorist to be fined for speeding in the UK was Walter Arnold, he was doing 8mph in a 2mph zone.
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