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04/12/2013, 14:42
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Q i ?
Just been given the Qi book of facts, ill post a few 'facts' each day.

Everybody expected the spanish inquisition, they were legally obliged to give 30 days notice.

The opening lines of J K Jerome's Three Men In A Boat are ''There were four of us''.

46% of American adults believe the world is less than 10,000 years old.

46% of American adults cant read well enough to understand the label on their prescription medicine.

In 2008, a man in Ohio was arrested for having sex with a picnic table.
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04/12/2013, 16:30
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(04/12/2013, 14:42)clitterbug Wrote:  Just been given the Qi book of facts, ill post a few 'facts' each day.

Everybody expected the spanish inquisition, they were legally obliged to give 30 days notice.

The opening lines of J K Jerome's Three Men In A Boat are ''There were four of us''.

46% of American adults believe the world is less than 10,000 years old.

46% of American adults cant read well enough to understand the label on their prescription medicine.

In 2008, a man in Ohio was arrested for having sex with a picnic table.

46% of statistics are made up on the spot.

The rest are statistically impossible.

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04/12/2013, 17:11
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I wonder if it was a particularly good looking picnic table.
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04/12/2013, 17:21
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(04/12/2013, 17:11)Bob2306 Wrote:  I wonder if it was a particularly good looking picnic table.

lol and here's the news report..

Man Has Sex With Picnic Table

Apparently the table refused to be interviewed and was said to be particularly distressed and waiting the result of an AIDS test...

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04/12/2013, 18:19
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Fuckinell Russy did you read the report, says hes married with 3 kids! dosnt mention the illegitimate child he had with his garden misstress, here he is with his daughter, Splinters.
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04/12/2013, 18:29
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Read it mate and still shaking me head... what a bozo...

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04/12/2013, 20:25
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(04/12/2013, 17:11)Bob2306 Wrote:  I wonder if it was a particularly good looking picnic table.

No, but you dont look at the mantlepiece etc...............

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05/12/2013, 13:42
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Todays Facts,

There are 8 times as many atoms in a teaspoon full of water as there are teaspoonfuls of water in the Atlantic.

Three and a half Olympic sized swimming pools could hold all the Gold ever mined in the world.

If the estimated 5 trillion spiders in the Netherlands took to eating humans rather than insects, they'd consume all 16.7 million Dutch people in 3 days.

The 10,000 trillion ants in the world weigh about the same as all the human beings.

Alfred Kinsey, author of ''Sexual Behaviour in the Human Male {1948}'' had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.

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05/12/2013, 13:44
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(05/12/2013, 13:42)clitterbug Wrote:  Alfred Kinsey, author of ''Sexual Behaviour in the Human Male {1948}'' had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.

I didn't need to know that!
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05/12/2013, 13:59
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(05/12/2013, 13:44)Bob2306 Wrote:  
(05/12/2013, 13:42)clitterbug Wrote:  Alfred Kinsey, author of ''Sexual Behaviour in the Human Male {1948}'' had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first.

I didn't need to know that!

Are those two facts related? Can wasps be used to loosen up the hole or something?

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