Christian Benteke has taken himself of the transfer list and committed his future to Villa, signing a 4 year deal that will more than double his wages. Didn't see that one coming.
Luis Suarez promised he wouldn't join another Premier League club, but he could break that promise by signing for Arsenal. Strange, he always seemed such an honourable and decent chap.
Pepe Reina's off too, he'll sign for Napoli on a season-long loan and Barcelona quite like the look of
Daniel Agger.
Man Utd are ready to splash around £100m in an attempt to sign
Gareth Bale and
Cesc Fabregas, though if the Spaniard goes anywhere, he'd prefer a return to Arsenal apparently. See, told you they'd be back on again today. All quiet on the
Rooney front though, some may say
too quiet...
Papiss Cisse really hates short-term flexible loans, so much so he's off, Newcastle will sign
Darren Bent and
Bafetimbi Gomis to replace him. Bent is known to favour the speed and convenience of the payday lenders over traditional credit streams, while Gomis' views are as yet unconfirmed.
And Norwich continue to quietly put together a decent looking squad. They're after
Maxi Lopez. Jeebus.