RE: Good Morning Wood!
Clitterbug > 24/01/2013, 10:21
Woe, Woe n thrice Woe! got up thismorning with a renewed vigour for madam Reid, got me bowl of Jordans, cup of tea, remote control and sat down in front of the telly, the little feller poked his head above the waistband of me skids to gaze upon the reason he was up so early, he had a big sticky tear in his eye, it touched my belly button and turned into a string! Then our world was shattered! no Susanne! Louise Minchin had took the helm! alright granted shes no pig but she aint Susanne!!! where is she? i like to think shes having a lay in on her day off, house empty, time on her hands, time to lick her own nipples, time to finger her back door, time to scratch her itchy bean! mmmm! Anyway ive got to go now, got to run my boss up to the asda, big shop day! so mr Rover your mission this morning should you choose to accept it, is to find some simmilar material on miss Minchin for me to study later, then if Susanne isnt back tomorra me n the little feller can enjoy our breakfast!! c ya l8r m8