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21/03/2018, 15:05
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23/03/2018, 22:07
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24/03/2018, 12:00
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If I make you breakfast in bed a simple thank you is all I need.
None of this 'How did you get in my house' nonsense. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them "Dad, I'm sorry I forgot to get you something for Father's Day." "That's okay son" he said, "I forget things all the time too." "Like what?" i asked " Like the time I forgot to wear a condom and ended up with an ungrateful little bastard like you in my life." |
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30/03/2018, 21:18
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I was looking at my wife, no teeth in, tits on her belly, hair a mess and smoking a roll up. Then she cocked her leg and let out a massive fart.
"You are a mess and i'm disgusted with you " i said. "I'm still the woman you love and married", she said. "Sometime's we all let ourselves go a bit." "We're on our fuckin honeymoon" , I replied. |
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31/03/2018, 12:29
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06/04/2018, 21:25
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07/04/2018, 09:14
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I always keep my eye's shut when I'm sat on the train. I hate seeing old ladies standing.
It’s going to be awkward if Mr and Mrs Burr ever lose their son Tim in a forest. I found a discarded needle outside my house again today...I used to live in a nice area before these new neighbours moved in ...Fucking diabetics! |
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13/04/2018, 22:30
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Interviewer - "so, can you tell us about yourself?"
Me: "I'd rather not, I want this job" To be fair, some feminist comics have a lot of decent material.. Just a shame it’s covering their tits. My penis was in the Guinness Book of Records... until the librarian kicked me out. |
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15/04/2018, 17:12
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20/04/2018, 21:19
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I said to a woman at work, "Are you doing anything this weekend?"
"No," she smiled. "Good," I said, "get some rest, you look like shit." What's the best thing about fucking your cousin? You can't get him pregnant. If I find out the name of the surgeon that fucked up my limb transplant.... ..I'll kill him with my bear hands. |
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