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Jokes
12/01/2018, 23:07
Post: #1191
RE: Jokes
My wife screamed, "You've got no feelings," and stormed out the house.
She's been gone a while now and I've been thinking about what she said.
She's wrong, I feel hungry.


My boss said I should dress for the job I want, not for the job I have....
Long story short I'm sat in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman
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13/01/2018, 12:22
Post: #1192
RE: Jokes
My Dads answer to everything was alcohol. He wasn't a big drinker, He was just shit at Crosswords.

I was working out in the gym earlier when I noticed a hole in my trainer that was big enough to push my finger into.
Anyway, he made a complaint and now my gym membership has been cancelled.
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14/01/2018, 01:52
Post: #1193
RE: Jokes
I went to the hairdressers and asked for a number 2 all over. He gave me a shit haircut.

Why does a bride have a big smile on her face walking down the aisle?
She knows she's given her last blowjob


My wife left me due to my obsession with the Fonz.
Happy Days!
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