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08/10/2017, 11:50
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My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose.
Apparently I was only supposed to name one, not two. I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 14 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either. |
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12/10/2017, 16:48
Post: #1162
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This morning on the way to work I wasn't really paying attention and I drove into the back of a car at some traffic lights.
The driver got out and it turned out he was a dwarf. He said, "I'm not happy." I said, "Well, which one are you then?" |
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12/10/2017, 16:50
Post: #1163
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you." |
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12/10/2017, 16:56
Post: #1164
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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he notices there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar so he asks the barman what they are for. The barman replies, "If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all night. If you fail, you have to pay the bar £100. Do you want to have a go?"
The man thinks about it for a minute before saying, "Nah, the steaks are too high!" |
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13/10/2017, 22:13
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14/10/2017, 09:29
Post: #1166
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We went to that new Moon-themed Restaurant last night.
The food was great but there was no atmosphere. I was showing my gran the wonders of the internet. "You can Google whatever you want," I told her. "How about a picture of a nice cream pie?" she asked. "Anything but that," I replied. |
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20/10/2017, 22:01
Post: #1167
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Two elderly ladies are enjoying a cup of tea when one says "I'm going to get a boob job"
The other says "That's nothing, I'm going to get my arsehole bleached" The first one replies, "You know, I can't imagine your husband liking his hair being blonde" I like to scare my girlfriend while she's folding the laundry. It's the only way I can get her to drop her knickers. |
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21/10/2017, 15:37
Post: #1168
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My wife said i make love like a painter.
I said, "What, like Da Vinci, smooth strokes, attention to detail and the result of a masterpiece?" She said, "No, like the council, rush the job, leave a fucking mess and i have to finish it myself!" |
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22/10/2017, 10:39
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27/10/2017, 21:51
Post: #1170
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