Dude claims drinking his own piss everyday helps him stay healthy

[ReedeFox]

When most people decide to go on a health kick they usually just cut out junk food and join a gym, not drink their own piss! A dude named Dave Murphy has been drinking his own wee for the past six years now and he claims it's helped him lose eight stone in weight, aswell as other health benefits.



54-year-old Dave started drinking his wee in 2011 after attending a talk about urine therapy and claims that it is the reason behind his youthful looks. He used to put it in the fridge before drinking it but now he just gulps it down warm. Vom.

Since starting urine therapy, Dave has only been consuming grapefruit and piss with the odd portion of chips thrown in. He says:

I don't need much money to survive anymore, because of allthe wee I drink. I don't need to eat very much food at all. As humans, we don't actually have to consume that much. Urine can help us reduce what we need to it - as it contains all the nutrients humans require.

 
As well as drinking his own piss, Dave also bathes in it as well as using it to wash and moisturise his face:

It's the ultimate anti-aging product - my lines and wrinles have disappeared since I began using wee as a moisturiser.

To be fair, he does look aweseome, but that could just be down to good genetics and not drinking his own wee wee. Regardless of it's alleged health benefits, I won't be downing shots of my own piss anytime soon!

[FantasticMR]

I don't mind drinking my own piss but when I'm seriously hungry I have to munch down a massive turd.

[ReedeFox]

A big brown log or that runny stuff you can slurp up through a straw?

[FantasticMR]

Somewhere in between, like soft serve ice cream much like the poo emoji.

[parkaner]

[Jester62]

Hi There All You Rampant Hentai's

I Take It That He Won't Be Informing The World When He Next Takes A Shot Of Penicillin To Cure Some Ailment.

Let's Just Nail A Sign Above These Types Of People With The " I'm Not Gulliable." LMFHO !!!

Anecdotal Evidence Is Just - Unfounded Twaddle.

Regards Jester