Clean your smelly anus with 'Shittens' disposable loo wipes

[ReedeFox]

If you're fed up of using boring old toilet paper and want to give your bumholy a little treat, you need to try 'Shittens.'



Shittens are mitten-shaped moist wipes that were designed to prevent your hands from getting smeared in shit when you wipe.



According to the company's website, shittens aren't meant to replace dry tissue but they just act as a soft little surprise for your anus.



It's a pretty nifty novelty item for those monster drunken turds but I'd be fucking horrified if I saw a box of these in a dudes bathroom. The company's website has some rather impressive testimonials too, although I can't guarantee how legit they:



Check out the shittens advert. This song will be stuck in your head all day!

[FantasticMR]

I'm smitten with Shittens just for that ditty alone. However I am in my 30's and have fortunately mastered the art of wiping my arse and don't have a need for these. Might send a sample pack in @ Hilary Briss 's direction though. I always fear a handshake with him.

[Hilary Briss]

I'm smitten with Shittens just for that ditty alone. However I am in my 30's and have fortunately mastered the art of wiping my arse and don't have a need for these. Might send a sample pack in @ Hilary Briss 's direction though. I always fear a handshake with him.

If you could afford one.

[parkaner]

After use, turn inside out and replace in pack for next person. Good as new.