Crazy bitch gives boyfriend list of "rules" he must obey

[ReedeFox]

Student Ashley Davison, couldn't just give her boyfriend a nice gift. She had to make sure his gift of a new video game came with an insane list of a contract for her poor bloke to sign.



Blake Perry wasn't allowed to receive his gift from his girlfriend until he agreed to her terms and conditions. Her rules included making sure he gives her enough attention, asking permission to play if she's at his house and replying to texts within 11 minutes. Blake did actually sign his girlfriend's crazy contract but later tweeted out a picture of the contract with the caption “Little does she know these rules will be broken”.


 
I have some advice for you Blake. RUN!!!!

[FantasticMR]

They should both run, she crazy cleary but he's got to be a right dickhead if his life is so tied to call of duty that someone has to consider writing these rules up in the first place. Look at what's she's stipulated. No smoke without fire is there. 

This guy would rather be shooting American kids cussing his mum than he would be slinging his wang up some average looking girl. 

To summarise, they are both dickheads.