MAN ADMITS TO JIZZING IN CO-WORKER'S WATER BOTTLE

[ReedeFox]

Most of us have at least one co-worker who pisses us off to the point where we want to spit in their tea. But we don't act on those impulses because we aren't savages.

Stevens Millancastro clearly didn't get the memo about not being a creepy weirdo and has admitted to smearing his spunk all over his co-workers computer mouse and keyboard. He's also admitted to wanking into her honey jar and water bottle after she noticed the water looked a little murky. Vom.



Millancastro has since been arrested and faces charges of battery and attempted vandalism. He now awaits trial at the Orange County District Attorney’s Office, who released the following statement:
 

Two times between November and December 2016, the defendant is accused of masturbating at their office in La Palma and putting his semen in the victim’s honey jar.On January 13, 2017, Jane Doe sat at her desk and touched her computer mouse, which was smeared with semen.

What a dirty little fucker!

[Hilary Briss]

What are you supposed to do in a fillies Honey Jar ?

[ReedeFox]

My guess would be to dip your finger in it, not the tip on your knob, Briss.

[Hilary Briss]

My guess would be to dip your finger in it, not the tip on your knob, Briss.

Lesbian.

[ReedeFox]

I have been known to like a minge or two.