PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS OVER NANDOS NEW HOME DELIVERY SERVICE

[ReedeFox]

Get ready to spaff in your pants you chicken and chips loving lot. Nandos have just launched a new home delivery service and it's a total game-changer.



Although Nandos is already available for delivery through UberEats and Deliveroo, this new app is completly owned by Nandos and means you'll receive your food much quicker and cut out the middle man.



The service does come at a cost though. Expect to pay £2.50 delivery charge if your order is over 15 quid and £4 if your order is under £15. So it's not so great for you singletons out there. You'll end up paying through the nose if you're eating alone. Still, who gives a fuck when you can watch Netflix and eat Peri Peri chicken in the comfort of your own home. Sadly though, it will only be available in certain areas so people like me who live in the sticks will have to go and collect our own food like a pauper.

To see if your poscode is covered, click this link https://delivery.nandos.co.uk/

[FantasticMR]

Fucking Nandos. Why is every cunt under the sun obsessed with this shit hole. It's over priced, malnourished chickens that only have flavour if you cover them in sauces. I fucking hate it when you're out with people and some twat suggests going to a fucking nandos. I'd rather not eat than ever go there again. As for having it delivered to my home? How fucking dare you!

[ReedeFox]

You're in the minority here I'm afraid dude. I could happily eat nandos every day for a year. I freakin love it! That extra hot butterfly chicken breast has me frothing at the gash.

[Hilary Briss]

You're in the minority here I'm afraid dude. I could happily eat nandos every day for a year. I freakin love it! That extra hot butterfly chicken breast has me frothing at the gash.

No he is hot.

You fucking reptile.

How dare you slander fMRs good name.

Nandos is utter fucking shite. In fact you should be made to eat there every day. Fucking heathen.

And another thing. 

If your gash is frothing its unlikely to be the mildly spiced foul based protein. Fucking manky fucker.

[StrumSolo]

I mean, if you're putting a Nandos in front of me i'm probably not turning it down.

But pretty much any other chicken and chips option is preferable.

[Jester62]

Hi There Foxy Lady And All You Rampant Hentai's .

I Don't Think They Could Manage My Post Code.

Maybe They Do " Long Haul" Deliveries ,lol.

What Would They Charge For A Plane Hop Away To The Orient,lol.

No - " Peri Peri Chicken" For Me - Drat.

Oh! Well , I'll Have To Have Sushi With Deep Fried Chips Again,lol.

Regards Jester

[FantasticMR]

Hi There Foxy Lady And All You Rampant Hentai's .

I Don't Think They Could Manage My Post Code.

Maybe They Do " Long Haul" Deliveries ,lol.

What Would They Charge For A Plane Hop Away To The Orient,lol.

No - " Peri Peri Chicken" For Me - Drat.

Oh! Well , I'll Have To Have Sushi With Deep Fried Chips Again,lol.

Regards Jester

Trust me Jester you're doing just find without Nando's. Are there any popular fast food places where you are that have loads of hype but are actually just awful?

[ReedeFox]

You're in the minority here I'm afraid dude. I could happily eat nandos every day for a year. I freakin love it! That extra hot butterfly chicken breast has me frothing at the gash.

No he is hot.

You fucking reptile.

How dare you slander fMRs good name.

Nandos is utter fucking shite. In fact you should be made to eat there every day. Fucking heathen.

And another thing. 

If your gash is frothing its unlikely to be the mildly spiced foul based protein. Fucking manky fucker. 

Actually it is. I like to rub the peri dust into my muff before I tuck into my chicken thigh.

[ReedeFox]

They won't deliver to my postcode either Jester so we can sit and cry together : (

[Hilary Briss]

You're in the minority here I'm afraid dude. I could happily eat nandos every day for a year. I freakin love it! That extra hot butterfly chicken breast has me frothing at the gash.

No he is hot.

You fucking reptile.

How dare you slander fMRs good name.

Nandos is utter fucking shite. In fact you should be made to eat there every day. Fucking heathen.

And another thing. 

If your gash is frothing its unlikely to be the mildly spiced foul based protein. Fucking manky fucker.  

Actually it is. I like to rub the peri dust into my muff before I tuck into my chicken thigh. 

I had heard that, but took it to be unsubstantiated rumour.

Are you an MP ?