MEET THE GUY WITH THE HALF-METRE LONG PENIS

[ReedeFox]

Guy are constantly banging on about their dicks and how big they are or how they wished it could be bigger. One dude who doesn't want his dong growing any larger is Roberto Cabrera from Mexico who's cock measures a whopping 18.9 inches long.



In case you're calling bullshit this is actually not a hoax as doctors have done an x-ray on Roberto and confirmed that his penis is in fact that gigantic. If you're feeling jealous of Roberto's large member, don't! Because it's too big for him to have sex. He said:

I can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick.

No kidding! Roberto has attempted to have sex twice, but the first woman ran a mile after seeing it and the second had to stop as it was too painful. She should definitely get points for trying though. The government has now recognised Roberto as disabled and he has been forced to rely on food banks to survive. Yikes! Check out this video of Roberto trying to walk with his big swinging dick:



So having a massive dick really isn't all it's cracked up to be. Careful what you wish for, folks!

[FantasticMR]

Man needs to make some fucking lemonade. Bet there are a few porn producers who would love to make some obscure movies with him in.

Fuck, he could even be a Mexican super hero who smashes down Trumps wall with his massive cock.

[FantasticMR]

He could even have a go at Britain's Got Talent.

[ReedeFox]

Loving your ideas! I reckon he could combine the two and be a trump porn parody where he knocks over a foam wall will his giant shlong and bends a blonde American woman over the rubble.

[FantasticMR]

Loving your ideas! I reckon he could combine the two and be a trump porn parody where he knocks over a foam wall will his giant shlong and bends a blonde American woman over the rubble.

His giant googly eyed schlong don't you mean?

[ReedeFox]

ha. The eyes really give it a personality

[FantasticMR]

ha. The eyes really give it a personality

You wait until you hear it's voice.

[Outlaw87]

That wouldn't happen to be this guy, would it?

At nearly 19 inches, it's just two inches shorter than the world’s smallest man and weighs two pounds. pic.twitter.com/tbvTgtBzP9

— UberFacts (@UberFacts) May 14, 2017

Not surprised he says it's ruined his life, if that's natural, he's one lucky/unlucky bastard

[FantasticMR]

That wouldn't happen to be this guy, would it?

At nearly 19 inches, it's just two inches shorter than the world’s smallest man and weighs two pounds. pic.twitter.com/tbvTgtBzP9

— UberFacts (@UberFacts) May 14, 2017

Not surprised he says it's ruined his life, if that's natural, he's one lucky/unlucky bastard

Yep that's the fellow.

If you had a giant cub like penis for only one day, what would you do with it?

I'd kill seal pups but that's just me.

[Outlaw87]

That's just mean, but better than a baseball bat, for clubbing them, I guess

If my cock was that big, for one day, i'd do the only thing I could, see how many women, I could make scream(in shock)