APPARENTLY THIS IS HOW MANY TIMES A DAY YOU SHOULD BE SHITTING!

[ReedeFox]

According to a recent study by Gastroenterologist Dr Reshma Rakshit (Rakshit? Ha) a healthy adult should be plopping it out anywhere between one and three times a day.



Dr Rakshit says that the consistency of the plops should be nice and firm and retain their shape and not be oozy or runny. Well this is a lovely discussion to have on a Thursday afternoon.



Dr Rakshit says that in order to have healthy turds you need to cut down on excessive boozing as we all know that can give us a serious case of the squits. She also asks people to watch their stress and anxiety levels as this can also effect our stools. On the other end of the shitty spectrum, there are many people who go days without taking a dump and to you poor fuckers, have some fibre and drink some water. If after changing your diet you still can't plop, go and see you GP.

I was hungry before writing this but funnily enough I'm not anymore.

[confusedCoyote]

You can figure out what that means with this helpful scale:

[SirWanksAlot86]

lol three times a day? thats a bit excessive only if you had a really bad stomach bug maybe,

[Hilary Briss]

Surely dependant on how much you eat ?

[ReedeFox]

I think three times a day is ridiculously excessive. Surely that's only if you've been eating curry the night before?!

[FantasticMR]

Surely dependant on how much you eat ?

Or what you eat. I know I can whoop a 3 times a day record in a couple of hours if Ive gone jalepeno heavy on some nachos.

[ReedeFox]

Surely dependant on how much you eat ?

Or what you eat. I know I can whoop a 3 times a day record in a couple of hours if Ive gone jalepeno heavy on some nachos.

Yeah you really can FMR! I've witnessed it!

[FantasticMR]

Surely dependant on how much you eat ?

Or what you eat. I know I can whoop a 3 times a day record in a couple of hours if Ive gone jalepeno heavy on some nachos.

Yeah you really can FMR! I've witnessed it!

Would you please remove the cameras from the bathroom?

[ReedeFox]

Surely dependant on how much you eat ?

Or what you eat. I know I can whoop a 3 times a day record in a couple of hours if Ive gone jalepeno heavy on some nachos.

Yeah you really can FMR! I've witnessed it!

Would you please remove the cameras from the bathroom?

But I make good money from live-streaming your toilet habits

[FantasticMR]

Surely dependant on how much you eat ?

Or what you eat. I know I can whoop a 3 times a day record in a couple of hours if Ive gone jalepeno heavy on some nachos.

Yeah you really can FMR! I've witnessed it!

Would you please remove the cameras from the bathroom?

But I make good money from live-streaming your toilet habits

And you don't even cut me in?