Do's sex ALWAYS sell?

Do's sex ALWAYS sell?
Do's sex ALWAYS sell?

vesper.martini.1 > 19/04/2017, 14:28

Nothing says i want to fuck you like a stinking chewed up mouldy cheese butty stuck to your teeth!

Fkin French, and their sexy thick stringy spit!
RE: Do's sex ALWAYS sell?

FantasticMR > 20/04/2017, 09:39

How bloody dare you! I'll have you know that Saint Agur is the finest, full flavoured cheese you can buy in a standard supermarket. Sure I'd like to be able to pop down to a crémerie and fork out for the pokiest arrangement of cheese I can find but it's not good for health nor bank balance. Saint Agur has saved me in hours of need when the red wine just isn't sitting well on it's own.

Sex doesn't sell Saint Agur, Saint Agur sells sex! That's how good it is.
RE: Do's sex ALWAYS sell?

vesper.martini.1 > 20/04/2017, 12:42

Why MrFantastic,
I had no idea you were such a connoisseur in matters fromage.
I had imagined you as the kind of rough arsed little scruffy fox whos idea of sophistication was Dairy Lea Triangles spread thick on toast and dunked into a mug of warm weak milky tea!
I was wrong and offer my apologies for thinking badly of you.
Theres a fortnum and mason wine & cheese hamper on the way, bon appetit!
RE: Do's sex ALWAYS sell?

FantasticMR > 20/04/2017, 13:01

Don't get me wrong, I don't mind slumming it every now and then. I'm cosidering grilling up a tuna melt and using a cheese square instead of Gruyere today but there is a time for filth and a time for decadence. I find old Saint Agur sits happily in the middle.

I shall look forward to the hamper.
RE: Do's sex ALWAYS sell?

vesper.martini.1 > 20/04/2017, 14:24

The camera never lies MrF and your getting more than a bit lardy around the midriff.
T'was nice to hear you wax lyrical bout your favorite fermented curd product but i couldnt watch more than the 1st bite without feeling last nights Boursin, crackers and merlot well up inside.
You Sir are the reason behind my latest diet.
Good day.

PS Get a fkin bra will you, your a disgrace to moobkind.
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