vesper.martini.1 > 23/02/2017, 15:24
(23/02/2017, 14:23)ScottyRampant Wrote:(23/02/2017, 13:59)vesper.martini.1 Wrote: Shag his bird up the arse though.
You would too, i mean what kind of phone sex pest would you be if you didnt want to shag the most powerful twat on the planet's bird up the arse.
I want you to go into a darkened room and just think about that for a moment while i have a wank over my Maggie Thatcher replica hand bag.
I think your argument would work better if she looked like Cherie Blair or Babs Bush.
I'd be just as inclined to shag her up the arse if she was married to Dave next door.
Hilary Briss > 23/02/2017, 15:45
(23/02/2017, 15:24)vesper.martini.1 Wrote:(23/02/2017, 14:23)ScottyRampant Wrote:(23/02/2017, 13:59)vesper.martini.1 Wrote: Shag his bird up the arse though.
You would too, i mean what kind of phone sex pest would you be if you didnt want to shag the most powerful twat on the planet's bird up the arse.
I want you to go into a darkened room and just think about that for a moment while i have a wank over my Maggie Thatcher replica hand bag.
I think your argument would work better if she looked like Cherie Blair or Babs Bush.
I'd be just as inclined to shag her up the arse if she was married to Dave next door.
Hmm you have a point there Scotty, Cherie do's look like an Aardman animation, Babs Bush had the bushiest of bushes in all of bushingdom.
And who could argue with you over Daves sexy lil oink!
stjohn66 > 26/02/2017, 13:31
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