RE: Random ways to spend time with the babes
Clitterbug > 10/11/2016, 15:43
After falling out with Jay Rose at the bakers in Llanndudno I took a job as a ‘White Van Man’ and offered my services half price to Rampant girls. First job was a trip to ‘Mama Natural’ with Sophie Parker, she wanted to return a birthing pool she’d finished with, she had it on a 30 day trial? I thought that was odd, I mean how long is the average labour? Anyways Sophie hadn't wanted it for a sub aqua home birth, no no no the crafty so n so just wanted it for a week or two to keep her Koi Carp in while the pond was emptied, cleaned, repaired, and refilled and it was cheaper to hire my white van service than pay the return fees!
She wanted to come along for the ride, as we barrelled down the M6 I asked her to check if the previous owner of my steed had left any boiled sweets in the glove box, there were none, but there was a RADAR key, Sophie had never seen one before and asked ‘Why such a large key’ I told her it was to make it easier for some one with arthritis or rheumatism to turn.
She was intrigued to see inside a disabled toilet so we pulled off the motorway and into a public car park just outside Birmingham, we waited till there was no one around and approached the D T , my head was spinning, imagining the knee trembling positions we could get into over the bars!
Unfortunately for me my imagination was as far as it went!
Some dirty bastard had left a floater and the accompanying stink had Sophie retching!
We got back into the van and she made me swear not to tell ANYONE she was ‘’gonna let me fuck her in the bog’’ her words.
Me being a gent I agreed ‘’I wont tell a soul’’
So keep it to yourselves.