WOULD YOU RATHER...

[kooky_007]

Beautiful face. So as long as she can do a good blowjob and has boobies for tittyfukking, then its all gravy. But being monogamous with one girl? Nah not into that. :P

[Hilary Briss]

Beautiful face. So as long as she can do a good blowjob  and has boobies for tittyfukking, then its all gravy. But being monogamous with one girl? Nah not into that. :P

Fuck me aint you a dude.

[kooky_007]

Beautiful face. So as long as she can do a good blowjob  and has boobies for tittyfukking, then its all gravy. But being monogamous with one girl? Nah not into that. :P

Fuck me aint you a dude.

You offering? ;) My'dude' persona is merely a front. :P

[Hilary Briss]

Jesus crist OP.

Are you for real.

As if this hive of maladjusted sociopaths has ever seen a real vagina.

The closet this squadren of unemployable window lickers has ever been to the female form was when their mothers were wiping their degenerate arses after another unfortunate episode in the supermarket.

Fuck me women. You might as well ask the Pope how he feels his priests taking a second wife.

[Jose Mourinho]

Wouldnt the closest a person has ever been to the female form be when we came out of a vagina..?

[Hilary Briss]

Wouldnt the closest a person has ever been to the female form be when we came out of a vagina..?

Indeed it would Hose A.

But then you would be suggesting that a genuine female gave birth to this assorted den of motherless baboons. 

Now I have heard some shite in my time, and I dont care how fucking right you think you are, but if you seriously think that SloppyNosh is nothing less than the result of a union between Shirley Crabtree and a retired traction engine from Doncaster locally know as Hells Bowels, then you Sir are surely a cock withered numb-fuck with less gumption than my aunt Ivy's prize goat.

Meh.

[Jose Mourinho]

Well.. RIP Big Daddy i guess.
Such kind words as always ;)
Ive never know a Manc to love a Scouser so much. Clitterbug is truly a lucky guy to have such an admirer :) So should you really be calling people faggots when you are clearly such a massive faggot yourself?

[Clitterbug]

Jealousy, Jose jealousy, its every Mancs greatest wish to find a friend at the western end of the East Lancs Road.
And old Brissy just wants to be able to tell his mates {fellow gutter snipes} he has a Scouser to worship.
Poor syphalitic insane old fucker.

[Jose Mourinho]

Insane old fucker who loves to call people gay time after time :P Hiding something surely..

[ReedeFox]

Right, it's time for the next installment of "would you rather".

would you rather date a girl with a fanny that smelt like a fish factory (I mean fucking reaking, everyone in a 4 metre radius can smell her) OR date a girl with rotten teeth so her breath made you nearly vomit when you were near her?