No more mad arsed chock'a'block cattle market Saturday morning shopping trips to TESCO for me!
Post midnight impulse buys and helping girls 'Ahemm' unload their trollies and pack their bags, from now on.

(03/04/2015, 15:34)clitterbug Wrote:

No more mad arsed chock'a'block cattle market Saturday morning shopping trips to TESCO for me!
Post midnight impulse buys and helping girls 'Ahemm' unload their trollies and pack their bags, from now on.

 
Clitterbagu, 
Thanks For This Posting Mate , I "BAGS" The One In The Trolley, She's Mine,lol.
She Would Have Some Difficulty Getting Out-When I Arrived To "Help With Her Provisions",lol
The Other One Is Yours Mate , Because You Are Such An Amorous Guy & I Know How Much You "Like To Chase After Women".
I Can Imagine Her Trying To "Beat A Hasty Retreat" To The Gardening Isle For "The Defensive Bug Spray Repellent" lol.
I Jest Of Course lol. 
Thanks Again.
Regards Jester 

Alright m8 if you insist ill settle for the trolley pusher, a bird with a bevvy, class!
Chasing, yes, Catching PPPPffffffffff!
Yep, she would leg it to to the garden section and cover herself in horse shit to keep me off her.
Wouldn't work, im immune to it, had to wash it off the dog enough times, keeps rolling in it, bastard!

Oooh, naked babes in aisle five. Hang on, is that tinsel round the fit babe in the trollies neck. Merry chriistmas indeed. Its rather inconsiderate of her though to sit in their, her mate hasnt got anywhere to put that bottle shes holding (i can think of somewhere she can introduce it too, mental image, yes please).