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Shia LaBeouf - The best Reason to never remake Back to the Future

• Shia LaBeouf - The best Reason to never remake Back to the Future

• Shia LaBeouf - The best Reason to never remake Back to the Future

  Chillblane > 10/10/2011, 02:32

  So I was sitting at home with my mates and one of them said could you imagine if they remade Back to the Future?
  
  After getting him some ice for his bloody nose I asked why anyone would do that when the most likely person to play Marty McFly would be Shia LaBeouf.
  
  Can you imagine it, The Doc discovers that he needs to generate 1.21 Gigga Watts and the piece of card board standing next to him says Giggawho???
  
  I always wanted to go to America but I don't want to be put on death row for that C**T.

• RE: Shia LaBeouf - The best Reason to never remake Back to the Future

  FantasticMR > 10/10/2011, 19:38

  Hahahahahahahahaha! You are not alone. They should never remake it! One that should definately be left alone. Brilliant post.

• RE: Shia LaBeouf - The best Reason to never remake Back to the Future

  Chillblane > 10/10/2011, 22:11

  Thanks for the compliment.
  
  While I'm on a Shia Bashing rant, he has been quoted as saying that several of the films he has been in were not so good to which i have to ask:
  
  ONLY SOME?
  
  Seriously can anyone name a good film he was in, and a word of advice before you say anything:
  
  PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T SAY TRANSFORMERS.
  
  Don't get me wrong, the robots looked great and sounded right (apart from Bumble Bea) but any fan of the original can tell you that:
  
  ALL DECEPTICONS (except Soundwave) ARE MILITARY VEHICLES AND ALL AUTOBOTS ARE CIVILLIAN - this refers to generation one transformers.
  
  While you can point out a couple of issues with the above statement Prowl was most deffiently an Autobot who transformed into a police car, not a Decepticon. Soundwave was the HiFi and not a sattelite, and Megatron was a massive gun.
  Starscream would never have freed Megatron given his desire to lead.
  
  Leaving robots aside for a moment and getting back to the insufferable oik that is Shia.
  
  Have you seen Eagle Eye? What a shocker. It had a massive amount of promise then fell over about half way though and never got back up in terms of plot turning from intrigue into utter toss in one manoeuvre.
  
  And lets NOT talk about Indy 4. A film so terrible it has someone doing a Tarzan impression to try and stop you walking out half way through, something I wished I had done after watching the end of it.
  

• RE: Shia LaBeouf - The best Reason to never remake Back to the Future

  braveheart.1965 > 10/10/2011, 22:30

  (10/10/2011, 19:38)FantasticMR Wrote: Hahahahahahahahaha! You are not alone. They should never remake it! One that should definately be left alone. Brilliant post.

  
  u should never remake a classic

• RE: Shia LaBeouf - The best Reason to never remake Back to the Future

  Chillblane > 10/10/2011, 22:49

  (10/10/2011, 22:30)braveheart.1965 Wrote: u should never remake a classic

  
  Tell that to the people remaking Total Recall

• RE: Shia LaBeouf - The best Reason to never remake Back to the Future

  jesslloydfan > 11/10/2011, 03:08

  (10/10/2011, 22:11)Chillblane Wrote: Thanks for the compliment.
  
  While I'm on a Shia Bashing rant, he has been quoted as saying that several of the films he has been in were not so good to which i have to ask:
  
  ONLY SOME?
  
  Seriously can anyone name a good film he was in, and a word of advice before you say anything:
  
  PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T SAY TRANSFORMERS.
  
  Don't get me wrong, the robots looked great and sounded right (apart from Bumble Bea) but any fan of the original can tell you that:
  
  ALL DECEPTICONS (except Soundwave) ARE MILITARY VEHICLES AND ALL AUTOBOTS ARE CIVILLIAN - this refers to generation one transformers.
  
  While you can point out a couple of issues with the above statement Prowl was most deffiently an Autobot who transformed into a police car, not a Decepticon. Soundwave was the HiFi and not a sattelite, and Megatron was a massive gun.
  Starscream would never have freed Megatron given his desire to lead.
  
  Leaving robots aside for a moment and getting back to the insufferable oik that is Shia.
  
  Have you seen Eagle Eye? What a shocker. It had a massive amount of promise then fell over about half way though and never got back up in terms of plot turning from intrigue into utter toss in one manoeuvre.
  
  And lets NOT talk about Indy 4. A film so terrible it has someone doing a Tarzan impression to try and stop you walking out half way through, something I wished I had done after watching the end of it.

  I'm not a shia lebeouf fan, but i will say i enjoyed the transformers movies, but i like them for the action and the robots, the humans i pretty much don't care lol,
  I Robot is a good film and that has shia lebeouf in it, although he has about two lines if that and appears for a total of about 5 minutes screentime lol.

• RE: Shia LaBeouf - The best Reason to never remake Back to the Future

  Chillblane > 11/10/2011, 03:25

  (11/10/2011, 03:08)jesslloydfan Wrote: I'm not a shia lebeouf fan, but i will say i enjoyed the transformers movies, but i like them for the action and the robots, the humans i pretty much don't care lol,
  I Robot is a good film and that has shia lebeouf in it, although he has about two lines if that and appears for a total of about 5 minutes screentime lol.

  
  Don't get me wrong, Transformers was not terrible but it should have been focused on the robots and not some boy and his girlfriend.
  
  I robot was not a bad film either but I was referring more to films that starred Shia as opposed to films that had him cameo

• RE: Shia LaBeouf - The best Reason to never remake Back to the Future

  chrisman > 11/10/2011, 10:00

  Transformers was terrible! The second was even worse and I couldn't watch the 3rd. Stupid mindless action with no tension, hours of CG that will look dated in two years because thats what happens when films are all CG. The human characters annoying, dull or annoying and dull. TERRIBLE product placement, a fucking mountain dew bot?! Toilet humor as the only source of comic relief. Stamping on peoples childhood memories of a beloved show!
  
  Shai lebouf was in something good but I can't remember it.

• RE: Shia LaBeouf - The best Reason to never remake Back to the Future

  jesslloydfan > 11/10/2011, 11:26

  (11/10/2011, 03:25)Chillblane Wrote:

  (11/10/2011, 03:08)jesslloydfan Wrote: I'm not a shia lebeouf fan, but i will say i enjoyed the transformers movies, but i like them for the action and the robots, the humans i pretty much don't care lol,
  I Robot is a good film and that has shia lebeouf in it, although he has about two lines if that and appears for a total of about 5 minutes screentime lol.

  
  Don't get me wrong, Transformers was not terrible but it should have been focused on the robots and not some boy and his girlfriend.
  
  I robot was not a bad film either but I was referring more to films that starred Shia as opposed to films that had him cameo

  Oh right, well if you're referring to films starring him,
  i can't think of any, and disturbia was pretty much a remake of rear window only not even half as good,
  there are persistant rumours that shia labeouf is supposed to be playing the role of ig perrish in the film adaption of the book horns, god i hope they aren't true.

• RE: Shia LaBeouf - The best Reason to never remake Back to the Future

  Timm24 > 18/11/2011, 18:07

  definitely never remake a kickass classic movie with the ruiner of classic movies shia lebfbfbf whatever the fuck that douchebag's name is lol, transfrmers, wall street, indiana jones, this guy is such a piece of shit actor
  
  transformers had nice effects but the actors in it were completely besides the point, they were just there, for no discernable reason, kinda like the doctor guy in Rise of the planet of the apes, same thing, it was all about the CGI or whatever
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